“Yeah, that should be fine, I'll come round in about an hour. “How much are you willing to pay? I mean there's labour costs, and I do need money for a new phone and-” >”Is a hundred okay?” >Fuck yeah. My father would kill me if he found out.” >She's begging now, perfect. Singles, Packs, Boxes and Precons all available here. Troll and Toad keeps 92% of all Magic The Gathering cards in stock at all times. “I dunno, I mean I'm really busy-” >”Please? “Well I am pretty busy today Rare so I might not be able-” >”I could pay you for your trouble?” >Bingo.

>”I was driving it to the party and because I was so excited I think I broke something on the engine.” “And you want me to fix it I guess?” >”If you don't mind, darling.” >You can practically hear her fluttering her eyelashes at you. “Rarity, slow the fuck down I don't even know what you're saying.” >Rarity stammers to a stop, and breathes in deeply. >You make a mental note to yourself to get a new one, when you have the money that is. “Rarity, it's half ten on a Sunday fucking morning, what do you want?” >”Well darling, you know how I decided to borrow my father's fancy car to meet that charming prince at the upper class party?” “No.” >”Oh, well the thing is-” “You broke it didn't you?” >Suddenly Rarity splutters into incoherent nonsense, causing you to wince from crackling sound of her voice blasting from your barely working mobile. >“ANOOOOON!” >That wasn’t the first thing you expected hear as you answered your phone this morning, hell you weren't even expecting a call this early on a Sunday and quite frankly, you weren't best pleased.

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